Everybody's Favorite Crazy Uncle

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he's told me stories that i wouldn't want to share with anyone
the kinda guy who liked to lie and pull your leg to have fun
he's drunk at every family gathering even when there's no booze
he races teenagers in hondas and i know he'll never lose

he dreams that zombies will rise to slaughter everyone we know
all kinds of radical conspiracies for alien ufos
he once set fire to the pinata at my birthday party-o
and when he's old, he'll be the one who pulls the pranks
at the old folks' home

he's everybody's favorite crazy uncle
he's everybody's favorite crazy uncle

he spends a fortune on his fireworks every fourth of july
and when we listen to van halen he's so happy he could die
he's got tattoos of all the girls that he got with overseas
when he's around he'll make a bet on everything
for the money

he tells me he's not crazy, just a little wacky maybe
he tells me he's not crazy, just a little wacky maybe

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from heritage, released September 21, 2019
alex malnack - guitar, bass, vox
nate skinner - drums
jeremy wurst - production, mixing

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